Tennessee To Outsource Sex Ed to Best Friend’s Older Brother

Tennessee passed a new law that will take boring Sex Ed out of the classroom and back into the basement of the kid with cool parents, where it belongs. Under the new legislation, kids will be taught that hand-holding is a gateway to sex. The young ladies are being taught a valuable lesson: if you want your hands to clasp, you gots to give up dat ass.  

Statistics show that abstinence-only education leads to higher teen pregnancy rates but, at least the dick tease numbers plummet. That being said, here are some pictures of men Oprah definitely had sex with.