World of Tomorrow: BK Croissan’wich Will Only be Cruel to Humans

In the future, 2017, Burger King breakfasts will be made from eggs and pork that come from cage-free chickens and pigs. The King has apparently bought up to 5 years worth of food so the world must wait to have a more humane heart attack. But come the beginning of President Ron Paul’s 2nd term we’re going to be forced eggs from some hippie chicken with a liberal agenda?

Everyone knows the pigs are treated poorly on these corporate farms. Just look at the abuse that these future sausage patties have to suffer.