In an attempt to make the cheap end of your local shopping mall completely gay, JCPenney put a lesbian couple in their catalog.
That American Institution, the JC Penny catalog that your grandfather masturbated to in the war, has been sullied forever.
You think you can go making gay sex all over the American flag and the (probably a lot less than) One Million Moms will not post something on Facebook? Wrong, JCP. There is a wall post with 114 thumbs up. That’s 114 people who, yeah, probably already buy all their cargo shorts and miracle whip from Target. But next time a family member dies and they are too fat for their funeral suit, they’re going to Kohl’s.
What’s that, a ménage à discount? That’s more like it!